a crazy old lady named Joan once said
that I was a motha motha kid
at the time it didn't make much sense
but I haven't looked back since
shop lifting from convenience stores
steal from the rich and steal from the poor
stealing balloons from the community college
I don't care cause I live on the edge
now I got a bedroom filled with balloons
gonna float away just like in the cartoons
kicked out of college kicked off the edge
I don't care cause I'm a motha motha kid
a close friend of mine once said to me
"you're a motha motha kid as far as I can see"
I said girl you couldn't be more right
and this motha motha kid ain't going down without a fight
punching friends in the face
no sympathy for the human race
don't think twice just swing away
I'm a motha motha kid till my dying day
I was bored sitting on my porch
so I burnt the town down with a gasoline torch
they said take a look now at what you did
I said "I don't care cause I'm a motha motha kid"