Hello Dad, I'm the son you wish you never had
hello mom, I'm the one you tried so hard on
but everything went wrong
and hello brother, I'm the one you used to love to hit
and hello self, how I wish you weren't so young and pissed

wake up, breakfast
and morning medications
and then, at ten
gentle stretch and meditation
after that, at noon
we'll listen to tunes
on the T.V.
that they got in the lobby

and we'll drink our coffee like it's the last thing we'll ever drink
and we'll think our thoughts like they're the last thoughts that we'll ever think
and we'll go to group and say we're learning quite alot but we're not
so let's all do the psych ward

everybody do the psych ward hop

trazadone and hydroxyzine will make your life seem like a dream
if you're starting to feel low, just take a walk to the med window
and ask them for a couple pills, just something to eas the pain
you'll be feeling good as new, yeah you'll be walking down happy lane
oh yeah

everyone to DBT skills
I don't wanna swallow these pills
would you like to pet my pet peeve?
that guy looks like Keanu Reeves
I don't wanna die yet
I don't wanna diet
the anorexic girls dry heave
you see that guy looks like Keanu Reeves?

KEANU REEVES

hey there, what's up?
what's that?
yeah I've been gone
for a while
went on vacation in Ohio
with my family, it was real nice
oh you saw my dad the other day ios that right

everybody do the psych ward hop
in our hospital socks do the psych ward hop